This card is a few years old and thankfully well kept, I feel sure we have all experienced everyone of them there mentioned erm, pooh’s…
My favourite is the hmmm, “that shit stinks, I can name whose it is in one…”
Once upon a time plant leafs were used to wipe your backside, but not with a crusty brown leaf as its very possible your fingers will burst through.
Actually, I feel well pleased about Mr Crapper, and just look how clean this toilet is, very impressive for the future wife, now, where did she go? to sit down until time, hmmm…