Double ice and JD please.
First ride of the year and I fell off.
Don’t go again – avoid it.
Best call the best friend.
That’s what I needed.
A week of massive highs.
Massive lows
And huge stupidity.
Four letters an excuse?
Saturday was phenomenal.
My sons are phenomenal.
My best pals phenomenal.
I’m.
Almost £10 on the Co-op.
Will it go to the foodbank?
Double JD with single ice.
An easy rhyme is simply spice.
Back soon.
Porky scratchings please.
More listening to the old.
As the young should be told.
Just listen to their say.
This bit almost rhymed.
Phenomenal.
53.
She’s bored to fuck.
Go to sleep and wake up.
All problems are gone.
It’s realised to nothing.
Only you are awake.
Sleeping.
Fucking mad isn’t it.
Novelty of said sand.
It’s only cricket.
Keep your chin up.
Oh well.
A hat and a purse.
Then keep your money safe.
A monologue?
Not phenomenal.
But it could be worse.
